hm they could’ve picked a better screenshot for the thumbnail cause this just looks like our home boy here is about to get rawed by a werewolf
i have gotten DM’d this post literally no less than 30 times and I have to say I’m only disppointed theres no werewolf cock
I truly wonder how many people reblogged this without seeing the difference because I feel like most of yall wouldn’t if you knew
Can someone explain to me why tf do people post the pineapple gif
From a notorius were–ralph post from his original wereralph account, where he used this gif with the caption “after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out” and the post descended into chaos.
When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”
She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible
i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by
im sick to death of the girlboss phenomenom. appreciate strugglewomen or we’ll never get anything done around here
no more “she has the only braincell of the group”. i want more women who fail at tasks that are unimaginable to fail at. we need more pathetic wet meow meows who are women. literally open your heart to strugglewomen because theyre all we have left in this fucked up world
See this is what I mean when I say men are incapable of being sexy. They THINK this is sexy. Meanwhile me and the other ladies in the comment section……disgusted. Horrified. Cringing. Feeling secondhand embarrassment
Yeah this wasn’t for the girlies
ok that was my first thought tbh but i think HE thinks it is 😭
Honey. In THAT shirt? 🤨
you see this man fingering a donut hole and you think this is for women?????
you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home
im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don’t get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as “cartoonish mob boss” or “gentleman detective” or “elderly mad scientist” then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around
